ugly ducklings no more

topic of the day : ducks!!!

when you are 3, the ducks that u encounter looks like this :




















* RUBBER DUCKIE~ *

who dare tell me they duno this i will reli spank their butt! this super important duckie is such a significant to our childhood!
dang~
i feel lke bathing with rubber duckie now! haha...

when you are 7....you now see duck like this :


















Awwww.....aint the bunch of them cutie pies......come to momma!!! errk..i mean they going to their mummy duck.nope.not me.*shake head*

i still remember whenever i go to the market with my mum i will always beg my mum to uy me one of these lil' cute ones...but every single time i fail! guess i need to learn more propaganda skills eh!

when you are 10, probably the ducks that you see differs from this :

instead of this :


















ughh-so-normal-boring-looking-ducks....

u might now see them naked..and you learn to enjoy them! *smirk*


























mamamiyah~ deeeeeelicious......i *wuff* naked ducks.i mean roasted ducks! =p


kla..so when you are like 15, you learn more science liao..so u see more colourful de ducks liao lo..
macam ini :


















so pretty de ducks....






















even their butts so cute rite...but NO. i dowan to have their butt.i am happie with mine.thank you! =))


time flies.....now that you are probabl 21...you see even prettier sexier ducks than the naked i mean roasted ducks.

like theese "ducks" ;
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these r the "ducks" or professinall called GIGOLOs in japan!
how?
chio boh?
dang~

let me show u more . hiak hiak~

























kawaiii neh~





















this r pics from their profile.

ohya...take a look at their advertisement. i mean ADVERTISEMENT.
























one look. its like a saloon de advertisement. especially when you dont read japanese.
second look.think u noe le la....lol
imagine walking into the shop & asking for the "model" and he walks out instead of cutting your hair...he.....*ahem ahem* i wish not to go futher in detail. its not like i know also la! haha...

declaration time :
i,me,yvonneling have never and will NEVER b a potential client or wateva!
the pictures is taken credit from a forum.
http://cforum4.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=1689958&extra=page%3D1

if you wish to see more..u know wat to do! google or if u wana try...u can always fly to japan! wahaha......

so....duck rice anyone???

xoxo,
von

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first it was the JE

then it was SARS

now its H1N1

wats next??

having been back home due to the H1N1 scare in college is more of scary rather then happy.

of course i am more than the word happy itself to be home...

but to think that H1N1 is really so near to me ( p/s : heard that a senior that stay 2 floor up was confirmed to be infected ) its not fun. its shocking.

so far yet so near. in this context she might be staying 2 floor up..but its scary to think that i might just brush shoulders with her or her roomie or whoever that r also carrier. eeewww~

anyway, my dad said this lame joke the other day when we were on the way out for dinner.
he said : "mei...aren't u supposed to be quarantined at home & not walk ard the town?"
he said so cheekily thinking that i will find it funny.

HAHA

i dun find it funny. LOL

cuz our college is closed...not quarantine. thos quarantine are those who are either infected or suspected . so..i am not a quarantined fella k!

shoo shoo H1N1!

my dad's always the one being bullied at home! i mean it. yeah~ LOL
but we all *wuff* him lots! he is best dad one can ever have! =)

social etiquette

smiling is important.

a wise man once said

"smile & the world smiles with u!"

yet

i think right now due to our society, i say

"dun simply smile cuz u might b smiling at an open invitation to a perv! "

haha..ok..dats lame.

but its true.....u can start smiling to ppl..and then before u knew it..ppl will start stalking u! thos morons! oooh..n how can i forget bout thos ppl who will suddenly go ard telling others that u have a crush on them or worse..u r nutin but a BIMBO! *humphhh*

i am a victim. =(

so much so for smiling.....*sigh*


anyway..i remember once i saw a post on social etiquette. i find it very interesting n nevertheless very amusing n true to a certain degree that u might have been applying the correct or mayb wrong way of SMILING which is undeniably the most important factor when it comes to social thingy. *trying to flash a sweet smile*

according to the social etiquette expert from sg ( forget the name ) we have 5 different smiles that we can chose to use. =)

this 5 smiles in my opinion could determine the degree of friendliness u have with the one u r flashing to..i mean smiles k...pls dun think dirty! xD

therefore ladies n gentle i shall not waste my effort to camwhore! imma share with u the smiles i have! bahahahha......=p

when u meet ppl i mean anywhere..ur facial expression could vary from many many different looks..such as :








*the expressionless look*
















or like this :










*the i-want-to-buy-that-dress-oh-so-much-but-no-size-le look!*













or :









* the bored look*















or :








*the eeeek look*















or :







*the irritated-after-smelling-ppl-de-fart look!*

















and non but no least : the favourite of all time!









*the forced smile*














hmmm.....so now move on to the way recommended by our expert .

the 5 smiles!

#1 : sweet & charming

this smile is the smile that u give ppl when u first met them as a sign of acknowledgement to their existence.










a hint of smile like this with a lil' nod is all we need to show how courteous we are! =)













# 2 the open lips smile

this smile shows an advancing social / a closer relationship u now have with the person.
it is usually done after u get to know one better.







ok..this is not exactly the one..but its smth like this..a prolong smile...without the teeth flashed tho...=)

at this stage, u barely knew this fella so all u wana do is to leave a good impression which i think everybody want to!











#3 the show teeth smile

this is where u reveal ur hard kept clean teeth. err...or in some cases yellowish teeth?? haha...
watever~ its still teeth !





make sure u dun blind ppl with ur smile! haha...xD

say cheese!

















#4 the show teeth sustained

meaning same smile like the above just that it is prolonged...comes with other non-verbal communication like gestures & eye contact to make the person feel warm ! =))

#5 the letting go smile

with this smile..u hide nothing! even the spinach that's stuck in between ur teeth or the missing teeth or lalat also can fly in and bla bla bla~





actually this is not the actual smile...i din manage to get any like that smile..so i chose smth thats pretty close to it..er...u get wat i mean? haha..watever! u r suppose to smile as wide as u can.

p/s : recommended oni when the other party say something reli reli funny. u noe wat i mean! lol












basically,

u practically laugh like mad..but make sure this happens in between the conversation..not lke u stand beside the road & start smilling like dat..one thing that cross ppl's mind is :

SIAO liao.....


in conclusion , i hope u all benefit smth from this post. im just crapping. its purely for u people who r too "wu liao" den decide to drop by to show ur support! thx guys! haha..xD

*SMILE*

princess von's story

this is princess von :

















look...she is going on a casual look today....therefore please pardon her for the super freaking hideous tv3 colour tshirt. dats not her favourite. trust me.

so,

one fine day,
princess von was admiring her own hands.
she thinks dat the manicure that she had done a day earlier was perfect.
beautiful!

















gorgeous rite? *blush blush*

den suddenly princess von heard "something" dat is not very pleasing to her....
























wat?!? how dare u........*hard stare*

















oopsie daisie....i dun mean it.....err...i better shut up!

but it was all too late...princess von was furious. so furious dat she forgotten that she is a princess!

















her good friend, quickly remind her dat she is a princess dat she should & must take care of her image!

















even "juana" thinks so too.....
























ooooh...really??
























woops....sorrie......*blush* i better stop embaressing myself now!
























aiyak...malu!

























er...silence is golden?!?

























with that,...princess von decides to cover things up by covering her face...










BAH!!!















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okok..i noe its a lame post. i am reli too bored d..n i like this few pics tho its reli showing an ugly side of me! haha....credit goes to the photographer ivan kow! hehe....


xoxo
"PRINCESS" von

smile

i first heard of this song during Micheal Jackson's memorial service.
(say all u want people..but i adore Micheal for he is a great man with great compassion & talent! )

the song is great.

the melody is very soothing...a pleasant thing to hear...=)

but most importantly..to me personally, the message & the meaning of the song ( lyric ) is really good...touching...


SMILE
By Charlie Chaplin
Loved by Michael Jackson




Smile
tho' your heart is aching,
Smile
Even though it's breaking,
When there are clouds in the sky- You'll get by,
If you
Smile through your fear and sorrow,
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through- For you.
Light up your face with gladness,
Hide ev'ry trace of sadness,
Altho' a tear may be ever so near,
That's the time you must keep on trying,
Smile- What's the use of crying,
You'll find that life is still worthwhile,
If you just smile.





p/s : i bet Micheal sees that as well...that is why its his all-time-favourite song! =)

*all in love with the song & dearly missing Micheal Jackson*

=(

ever felt like u just wana curl up in ur bed n refuse to get outta dat damn bed?

ever felt like sitting n gobbling a dozen of choc bars to make u feel better?

ever felt like eating a whole freaking choc cake till u puke?

ever felt like running till u r outta ur breath n den just fall dead there n then?

ever felt like jamming to the music till ur ear hears no more?

ever felt like crying for hours till no tears flow outta ur eye duct?

im feeling dat rite now.

smtms life is just so shitty dat i reli feel so tired of all the dramas.

why cant life be simpler?

why cant human's mind be simpler?

=))

lately i have been stocking my hostel room with some of the few foodies that i love....
erm...i dun really eat them.
i just buy buy buy whenever i see they r on discount...haha!
i think staying by yourself really will turn u into this aunty because the mentality that whenever u see this XXX item is like cheaper 20sen u go " OOOOoooo...so cheap la today! BUY! "
seee...dats wat i say the typical-aunty-go-buy-things style.
i have no one but myself to blame for even allowing that to get the better of me!

H-O-R-R-O-R!!!! *pulls hair*

anyway....imma show u some of my favourites that currently in my room now! teehee~




















one of my favourite chocs...Beryl's dark choc coated almond! *loves loves*




















chipsmore! soon theyw ill b gone! muahaha....anyway bought them real cheap : 2 for rm4! cheap rite? =p

next up....we go for the fruits! ^^





















mangoes....my dear daddy bought them for me when i went back home the last weekend cuz he noes i like them....^^v





















my mum bought me these! hehe...=)





















an apples a day keeps the doctor away! *wink*

hmm....there is anoder apple that i am in *wuff* with!
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DKNY's BE DELICIOUS!!! a fragrance for her! *evil laughter*


i know...the shape is just gorgeous!
its so freaking cute!
the smell is.......=))




















*giggles*




















*muakss*

thanks to u-know-who-u-r! =)

p/s : confession time....the red apple was not mine. it was my dear roomate's apple! she ask me to not forget to mention it was rightfully hers! haha....=p thx for allowing me to camwhore it for this post! haha.....*bleah*