ugly ducklings no more

topic of the day : ducks!!!

when you are 3, the ducks that u encounter looks like this :




















* RUBBER DUCKIE~ *

who dare tell me they duno this i will reli spank their butt! this super important duckie is such a significant to our childhood!
dang~
i feel lke bathing with rubber duckie now! haha...

when you are 7....you now see duck like this :


















Awwww.....aint the bunch of them cutie pies......come to momma!!! errk..i mean they going to their mummy duck.nope.not me.*shake head*

i still remember whenever i go to the market with my mum i will always beg my mum to uy me one of these lil' cute ones...but every single time i fail! guess i need to learn more propaganda skills eh!

when you are 10, probably the ducks that you see differs from this :

instead of this :


















ughh-so-normal-boring-looking-ducks....

u might now see them naked..and you learn to enjoy them! *smirk*


























mamamiyah~ deeeeeelicious......i *wuff* naked ducks.i mean roasted ducks! =p


kla..so when you are like 15, you learn more science liao..so u see more colourful de ducks liao lo..
macam ini :


















so pretty de ducks....






















even their butts so cute rite...but NO. i dowan to have their butt.i am happie with mine.thank you! =))


time flies.....now that you are probabl 21...you see even prettier sexier ducks than the naked i mean roasted ducks.

like theese "ducks" ;
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these r the "ducks" or professinall called GIGOLOs in japan!
how?
chio boh?
dang~

let me show u more . hiak hiak~

























kawaiii neh~





















this r pics from their profile.

ohya...take a look at their advertisement. i mean ADVERTISEMENT.
























one look. its like a saloon de advertisement. especially when you dont read japanese.
second look.think u noe le la....lol
imagine walking into the shop & asking for the "model" and he walks out instead of cutting your hair...he.....*ahem ahem* i wish not to go futher in detail. its not like i know also la! haha...

declaration time :
i,me,yvonneling have never and will NEVER b a potential client or wateva!
the pictures is taken credit from a forum.
http://cforum4.cari.com.my/viewthread.php?tid=1689958&extra=page%3D1

if you wish to see more..u know wat to do! google or if u wana try...u can always fly to japan! wahaha......

so....duck rice anyone???

xoxo,
von