Wednesday, December 31, 2008

no more 2008.

HapPiE NeW yEaR!!!!!!!


may 2009 not only bring u guys all da "nine nine" stuffs....dun get me? nvm! lol...i also dunno wat i mean..maybe cuz i am freaking emo coz its new year eve's nite & i am here in my home bloggin sum crppy stuffs which i doubt will b read by ppl...lol....*laughin at myself in mirror*

nah....actually there is no where in sitiawan dats nice to go la...and my dad's bdae is tmr! 1st jan....fake bdae..=='" cuz ppl in the olden days ( my gong gong ) duno when my dad was born cuz he was away when he was born....den he wen to the pejabat daftar thingy n simply say "satu januari la"...so there..my dad's bdae (fake) is on the 1st January. so i decided to stay home la...anoder reason would be that i have yet to fin even half of my homework lo! haha....still i am here surfing the net * smack myself*

so here comes the classic resolution of the year!
1) lose weight FAST.
2) grow up : mentally & spiritually. not physically thank you.
3) be stronger. face the stupidity of some people with wisdom! ^^
4) study wise...everything goes smooth.

lets hope i can make it with the help of The Almighty One.^^

ooh....n i have got new things on me!
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really wana see??? dun say i did not warn u before hand cuz its kinda rude....
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nah! see la.....





*new pedicure (my very 1st! lol)*

the other day i went to a very kampung de saloon and had our pedicure done.its kinda like a girly days out...me,sis,mum & my aunt went.

my sis's.....



my mum's...






my aunt's...


whose is the nicest ? by the way its super cheap lo........rm1 per 1 toe nia....haha....not very glam bling bling la...but at least its kinda cute rite? xD


p/s :
2008 has been a year where my life reli feels weird.real weird.
i hate 2008 cuz of the things that happened yet i still love it for the times i had happenss & not tears....cant wait to see wats in store for me in 2009. *hugs & kisses*
it had to be better den 2008! rite? *cheers*

*waves 2008 goodbye*

Sunday, December 28, 2008

shoot!

i desperately need extra time....by dat i think i can achieve by sleeping less & eating less! lol...
no..i am not joking ...i need to finish up my homework! *damn*
another 5 more days & i will have to pack my bags..leave my home for good! just jokin...i seriously wish that i do NOT have to go back penang unless for the food *yummy* & the shopping! *wee~*

sigh...i can only wish.....T.T

people say "already fell down ,summore kena staircase"....
it true to a certain extend...and right now...i feel so!*sigh*

first..my dad was down with chikugunya<*haiz*

p/s : pls do pray for me all you good samaritans out there! *god bless*


Friday, December 26, 2008

arghhh..............*pull hair*

Goodbye christmas......*wave with a hanky*

da joy of this festive seasons for me ends when da clock struck 12 yesterday...........*sigh*
the tension of "someone" having not done her homework of like more den 10 essays n other exercises is reli gettin onto her..! *damn*
i tried....but i just couldnt gather my concentration to sit down n start doin my homework!
anyone would like to brush up their english writing skills..pls do drop me a comment! haha..xD

and i desperately need to lose LOTS n LOTS of weight!
i look lik a cylinder now.round.straight.thank you.
CNY is like 1 month away........*gotta lose weight* FAST!!!!!
lets work together! haha..feed me no food & i shall thank you by losing weight! deal? xD

Thursday, December 25, 2008

-merry christmas-

merry christmas!!!
*im off to celebrate xmas with my church buddies* wooo~~~
cheers.....^^

Monday, December 22, 2008

christmas.....*wuff*

Christmas is just around da corner....so many things to do yet so little time....
our hse is still in a mess !!! *gasp*
p/s : we still can go ipoh shop today loh as a reward for our hard hard work yday......*smile*

Anyway....yday was a freakin tired day...my whole family turned into carpenters for a day! no joke k....we really wen n work at my cousin's de kilang lo!

I was pratically drag outta my bed at ard 10am.....brushed my teeth n off we go....i tot we are going thr to kepo kepo oni..mana tau....oni God noes.......we all worked our ass off like mad! (except for my bro who is like da laziest guy ever...*sien de stare* cheating his way here n there.....)

We sand papered the pine woods for our new cupboards n cabinets...usin our hands! no machine machine k.....so cham lo.....den after dat we hafta coat the pine woods with layers & layers & layers of shellec....till like 7pm..all da while doing charity by donating blood to the mosquitos....so cham! When all their workers left,we were stil thr finishin things up...cuz we are tryin to rush for xmas..to hav new cupboards at least!

I was really tired...cuz it sounds & looks easy....but try doin them urself lo if u think so...look so nice rite when u see in tv la or see others do....so fun wat...like painting....den play n work....huh.....so so so wrong lo! its no easy talk easy do....need skil samo de k so the finish product will turn out nice n smooth....n GLOWY! *bling bling* Da smell was awful..the dust...unbearable....da weight of the mind! *damn heavy* da heat......SWT SWT SWT! my body was as sticky as cicak man i gues.....da smell....er...lets skip it! haha...xD

Miraculously......In many ways..i felt happie....n gratefull..^^
coz its been long since my whole family like gathered tgh..doin things tgh....we were joking n just spending time tgh da whole day.....cuz we are forced to...or else ..u will be seeing miss yvonne startin to talk n laugh with wood chunks! haha...
we talk about so many things.....having my dad ard us when we are workin is not dat fun at times...cuz he nags....more den my mum! haha..xD

Our new cupboard will be here on the 24th! *yeay* well...at least dats wat they promised us....
i am enticipating it as much as i am counting the days to CHRISTMAS!!! Woohoooo~~~~

my family + aunt & cousin sis durin last year's xmas celeb in church



*greetings*

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

christmas spirit in mie

there are so many days dat i felt so tired.....
tired of my work.....tired of college.....tired of friends....tired of people around me....tired of seeing things dat i dowana see...hearing things that i hate...tired of being left out...tired of being "sabo" by people around me...i guess..im just tired of being me at times....

no...i am not sayin i hate myself....i *wuff* myself more den anitin....when i say i am tired...i just wanna be alone.....i cant be goin "crazy n joking" all da time....even an energy bunny also boleh habis baterry de k...xD

i had frens around me....frens....good frens.....bad frens....hi-bye frens....i-got-nutin-to-talk-to-u frens....faker frens...when-i-hav-no-one-to-talk-i-will-talk-to-u-frens....take things for granted frens.....listener frend...unseeen fren....internet fren..even facebook fren! lol
etc etc....havin heard of da term true frens...i doubt if i ever have true frens....true enough i have frens dat laugh with me....but frens dat cry with me.....i can barely recall.....how many of them dat is actually there for me when i needed them.......*thx to thos "victims" of mine who r there to hear me squeking bout mie*

havin to lose friendship....is something dat i guess normal to us...u meet someone...u click....became instant fren...like maggi mee. everything wen smooth at 1st...there were something wat we call relationship.....sudd there comes da "tsunami".....*poff*
he/she flips over.....no more friendship...welcome "enamy-ship" or "no-talk-ship".....u see him/her..but u guys are invisile..as tho u 2 grew up eating glasses instead of rice!
i had frens like tis....not many..but i have.
i see no problem coming into the relationship...then...ppl just change...not blaming anyone...i know i changed too....
well...depressing myself over people who dont see & respect me as frens....
the question WHY this happened & WHY that happened just keep playin in my head like radio that gone gila....keep repeating........i blame everything around me...even the dear fren of mine called "the-time-of-the-month" (like la i can control the hormones in me...then i won be THE HULK le..lol)
when the wire in my head sudd snap....i suck it all in....gather myself up...i move on!
(dun tell me u hav never experienced this before......opps...maybe for guys not the time of da month case! sorie...xD)

i had my fair share of relationships like tis...
i try not to lose friendship with anyone that i have already met or have yet to meet in the coming days of my life......
therefore.....if at any times...or any days..or under watever past situation...i sincerely apologise to the people i love n da people around me if i,yvonne have ever hurt ur feelings....
christmas is da time to *wuff*! *hugs & kisses*

Monday, December 8, 2008

yvonne needs *LOVE*

For da past week....i was havin this fever + sore throat + cough + flu on & off....so being da usual me..i just brush off da fact dat i am down wif all this "frens" accompanyin nite n day as me being too greedy to pig out on this 2 things :









*CHOCS CHIPS COOKIES*
(i much on every nite when i am surfing the net)











and










*PERSIMMONS*
(they are so cheap now lo.......u see them everywhr!)







So i tot its my greediness bah.....so "Dr.VON" says....nvm la......sleep earlier ( earliest 2am) & drink more water k....( Marigold Peel Fresh Orange Juice ) and u will be in perfect shape tomorrow! it works....for awile...den " mou tuin tuin " will come bac de wo.....I couldnt care much coz my body is still not aching yet.....so i continue on with my daily lives...work hard & play hard too! *haha*

Den.....suddenly.................

My whole body started to ache.....all da joints were aching......body was damn warm....headache.....etc etc....(dat was yday) feel kinda cham...so wen to bed early. ( 1.30am) see....me so good le Dr. rite????

I praved dat i will be ok soon as in fast la....very sinku de le sick......*HATE TO FALL SICK*

so tis mornin wake up.....

wah piang eh............

Body aching like siao.......major headache.......body weak...& most importantly....so damn HOT!!!

I wana go to work de...but dad force me to take leave...so i took leave.....

Wen breakfast....dad insisted i pay a visit to a REAL doctor....so Dr.VON was officially fired! *sigh*

Since mum was also havin sum probs wif her left feet....
Me n mum wen to da Klinik Kesihatan Sitiawan.
Arrived at ard 10.30am....our number was 1094 (mie) & 1095 ( mum) n da num on da screen.......1045.....
WALAU.......samo so freakin long queue lo.....so me n mum cabut away 1st...go do other stuffs..

We wen bac thr ard 12.10pm.....da num......1065!!! i omos puke foam & die thr n then......
So me n mum was talkin weder we wana go bac home 1st...come out ltr agn...or just wait.
We enquire da nurses thr....n they all said da same thing.....

" Aunty tunggu sekejap la.......sudah mau sampai la...... "


I feel like smackin them lo...so frekin slow da queue!!!
but in the end me n mum stayed thr.
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waited.....
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and waited.....
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time ticked by.

1pm.........
1.30pm...........
2.00pm.....................
and finallly........................1094 !!! *jump jump* at 2.30pm.

i wen in..i wasnt even seeing a real doctor lo....i oni see a Pegawai Perubatan ( medical
assistance). he was like rushin..maybe cuz me n mum was da last 2 patient of da session......
so he ask me several questions.

M.A : *look at me* .......so...?
von : er........fever.....*look kinda scared*

M.A : since when?
von : on & off since last week.....den got sorethroat.......*tryin to look pity* (haha.......nola)
M.A : last week.....got cough?
von : ya.
M.A : is thr any flane when u cough? *stern look*
von : yah...abit.....got abit flu also smtms........*look at him*
M.A : wat colour is ur flane then?
von : er....yellowish green........

M.A den take some normal checkin procedure.....see my throat.....

den ......suddenly...he say.............

M.A : oh...ur saliva red colour a.......u go take a blood test....i suspect got Denggi. after that u come in again....ok? go room num 8.
von : *shocked* Er....ok.


i was thinkin to myself.....damnit.....DENGGI....nvm......BLOOD TEST! *faint faint*
i paling sked needle de...he send me to take blood test..........*haiz*

But....for my own precaution i have to take it also la...so i wen ard searchin for room 8......found.
Tell dat UNFRIENDLY lady dat i needed to take a blood test.
So with her u-owe-me-money-still-dare-cum-see-me-face..she gave me a form & tell me..

" Pegi cari misi suruh ambik darah."


Wat de...i feel like smackin her...it was already 3.00pm...no frekin nurse was ard..i guess everybody wanted to cabut from thr d....n i dun get it...wats with da misi as nurse thingy...y cant they respect da nurses n call they nurse ha??? sounds so degrading u now callin misi......*roll eyes*

So i wen ard.....searchin ard.....den i found one...hiding in a room when she was supposed to be siting at her "ambik darah" corner. SWT
But she was kind enough..so forgiven bah...she ask me....."fever a???"

i replied "yah..."
Den she ask me to "Grab this hard a." (smth plastic thingy wrap ard polisterene) & she tied a rubber glove ard my arms...ala thos drug additcs u see in tv. haha...*drum roll*
She pull out this gigantic humongous uber big needle. i think its da one they use to injects pigs!!! lol (nah..i was just exxagerating la...im so frekin scared k....i hate needles!!!!)

She applied some alcohol at my arms....n thr goes da needle..into my flesh..........*ouch*
When she pull out da needle.....1 litre of my blood was drew out...haha.....exxagerate agn....but to me dat was alot d k...can feed like thousands of mosquitoes le la.....
So i was asked to wait for my result.... i was lterary prayin dat i dun get denggi....cuz i i got it..thr goes my hday.....in a hospital bed! i got denggi once...i am not gettin it twice!







my poor arm.......*ouch*

















T.T *pain*














*yuck*









After what seems to be ages.....da results out.....i wen into da room agn..n dat M.A directed me to another M.A coz he was busy with anoder patient.....

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took a look at the results...den he repeated the same question da former M.A asked me......SIEN.....all same de k...no lie! swear!
Den he say......." You tak de denggi a.......cuma demam la...mungkin demam sebab u sakit tekak kot......" *yeay*

So he prescibe some medicine to me.....n ask me to collect them......


It was 3.30pm when i got my medcine......n me n mum hold hand in hand...skip to our car...*haha....imagination*

Here are my medcinesssss.......:



















* one of medicine is in PINK neh....lol......i shall eat them thinkin dat they are lil' strawberries.....er....except that they are yucky!*



UPDATES : im feeling much beta today ofter stuffin n flushin myself down wif so many yucky pills n cough syrup....n also eatin lotsa "cooling" food stuffs like waterchesnut,fruit juices..etc etc...n gettin plenty of SLEEP! ^^ OH OH...forget to tell ya all.....da cost of me seeing da M.A & gettin all da medcine is RM0.00!!!! MSIA Boleh i gues...but da agony of waiting......only God knows........xD

Saturday, November 29, 2008

mie NO cute

Isit wrong?

Or worse ..isit a freakin damn SIN for one to be CUTE huh?

Dont get me wrong.....i totally 100% tau la...dat i am not cute! k!


*shhh!* i know... i know....u all sure say lo...."ei...i tot u always claimed urself to be cute?????"

Well....my arguement would be : i.me.myself claimed to be cute...! not anyone else who said that of me...but i.me.myself! ok?

but then again.....

My point here is that....i dun think dat being a natural born cutie or havin da people-see-people-like de face as being wrong!

U cant play the blame gal wif ppl like tis..u cant go ard tellin ppl "oi.....i hate cz u r cute!" rite?? *one eyebrow up*

but.

but.

When someone tries to act cute...its diff story la pulak......

Pls loooooor.......i hav juz da word for ya : puh-leasssssssssssse! *roll eyes*

i wonder y i simply hate (okla..hate too serious word le...use LIKE) i dun like ppl who act cute.

im pretty sure thr r ppl out thr dat agree wif me rite?

Maybe u can say dat i am being bias or wat shit....i dun freakin care...all i know is dat seeing ppl being a faker is juz completely annoying! *roll eyes*


y would u be sumbody u r not? rite? *tulan face*

Wat do u feel if i put a so-called-cute side of me.....(talk super softly wif the "teh teh" voice, giggles wif one hand covering my mouth & blablabla...)

*horror + vomit blood*

Dun tell me u won vomit lo...or smack me lo!

No worries....i will smack myself even before u smack me!

Ahhhh..this reminds me bout ppl who ask me to be more gentle la..polite la....blabla crap la....
*fake smile*

PLS k....i am who i am.

Do not ask me to be someone i am not.

But then agn...i am still a gal.purely straight gal.so mind u! i hav my "gentle polite etc etc" side as well...

im sooooo sori if u guys have neber like ever see me being the ladylike de yvonne!
just too bad la. xD

Coming bac to the point of this blog...

Seeing those kinda ppl (act cute felas) in fron of me..could practicall blind my "cute" eyes!
haha.....tis is not the "bak jiu ko sai" case k! tis is da i-see-nothing-but-darkess case! lol...

So....knowing how much i dun like seing these fakers.

i feel insulted...like VERY insulted.,if there are any remarks about me stating that i Am ACTIN cute......seriously! *roll eyes*

Its as tho u just slap me mentally! *ouch*

mie NO cute.
Kenapa? tak percaya a?
Oklo....show u lo!
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mie tryin to act cute @ innocent : FAIL MISERABLY!!!!
(p/s : incase u r wonderin, dat spot on my left lower lips is milo!lol.mulut got lubang!lol.xD)
(and..and...dat time major pimples breakout! T.T )


Seee......rite anot? i tell u le mah.........*cheh*

So,


I would like to justify agn..BEING cute n ACTING cute is 2 freakin DIFFERENT thing alltogether!

Thanx. dats all.period.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

i am SPECIAL

yvonnelingwanyi was born on da 23rd September 1988
10.49pm
Sitiawan Specialist Center ( they zhap lap le! haha..i duno...but they stop operating few years back n it has since been turn to a senior citizen care center)

*yvonne's birth cert*

well..this details are nutin compared to what is about to cum......


dat freakin fela who help me register my one & only birth cert ( ketua balai polis sitiawan at dat time mind u!) actually wrote my freakin baby weight *which i am not bout to tell ya lo!!!* when my mum so sinku-ly bring me to da world......(thx mum *hugs & kisses* )
i duno how da heck dat man know my weight when i was born. *swt*

nah....i no bluff u lo..dat fela wrote my weight lo!!! *geram geram*


so i come up with this thingy..read on!

*turnin bac the time to 23rd september 1988..........*

Doc : push ma'am..PUSH.....its comin out ...i can see the leg,,,,PUSHHHHHHH!!!!

Mie's dearie mum: oohh.....ohh....* major pain*

Nurse : *wipes doc de sweat*

and then.............
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baby MIE : uaaaahhh..........* covered with slimy sticky yucky blend of blood + the wat-i-forget-the name fluid<<<amniotic fluid.confirmed n verified by soon-to-be Dr.LING AI SOON! xD

Doc : OMGF
>>>>>>shes sooooooo super besar & round man...fat fat de baby!!!! cum cum my sexy nurse (know how doc are usualy "linked" to the nurses xD)....lets weigh her. FAST!

so the poor me was being brought to the weighin machine......
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the result........
a FREAKIN..........4.**kg...........!!!!
ok..u can all gasp tgh now...
1...........2.............3......*gasp in horror*

Doc : wooooooow! so the very gebu a.k.a chubby neh this gal....wah..we must write big big neh at her record so that the fela who register her will see this! *evil smirk*

hence...........anoder history for yvoneling was created....

Yvonne's birth certificate....is something i am not very proud of...because my weight is written on it! T.T

damn da man who wrote it.....
i am reminded of how CHUBBY i was as soon as da minute i step into this world......*sigh*
thank u whoever u r..for makin me special cuz none i mean NONE of my frens hav DAT detail in their birth certificate!

wat can i say.......I AM SPECIAL! *wink*

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

yvonne's virgin blogpost


Welcome to my blog! *hugs*


Well..i duno how far i can log & what on earth i will be bloggin bout in this blog of mine....


i hav been enjoyin readin blogs all tis while...so i tot....hmmm...maybe i should try bloggin myself..like juz squekin sum stuffs dat i wana squeek bout! Especially thos stuffs dat is in my freakin mind.


I will be bloggin bout sum my "teacher lifestyle" (p/s : lots to talk bout! *juicy* keke.....! xD )
but of coz...dats not ALL i will blog about...*boring*


I have a regular teenager lifestyle too de k!


Well...i am 20 rite..?


Life is just bout to get....erm....sweeter i guess? lol..
*wink*


Well..it will be sour at times also de rite....?not dat i wan it to be sour la...i am a HUGE fan of sweet things lor.....flowers,teddies,pink stuffs,CHOCS,blablabla....*lol*


But...tis is life ma...its owiz rojak de k...thr is no happily-ever-after or suey-till-ur-pants-also-drop de case in one's life rite?!?


I duno what lies ahead of my life...only GOD knows....


However,one thing is for sure......its gona be TOUGH!!!!
* roarrrrrrr*


THERFORE....this cute lil place will be THE place..n i mean yvonne's life journal..sweet@bitter@sour@blablabla...^^


Basically...u will know more of me ba..(ur chance to KEPO bout me without needing my permission lo!haha.....)


I think i can say dat cuz i GERENTI lo tis blog wil be an "UNCENSORED" one!
PURELY yvonneling! haha...xD


SO on this very FATEFUL day.....25th November marks da day where yvonne wil be a writer...OFFICIALLY!
I hereby declare MIE : yvonnelingwanyi a blogger! *clap clap clap*
Wahahaha...sesungguhnye....beta memang amat behpaise! xD


Till i blog again (runnin outta idea of what else to squek bout!)........tata! *muaks*


(p/s ; sori 4 da UGLY edited pic....*tryin to cover da uber hideous HELLO KITTY curtain at da back! lol..*