10.49pm
Sitiawan Specialist Center ( they zhap lap le! haha..i duno...but they stop operating few years back n it has since been turn to a senior citizen care center)
*yvonne's birth cert*well..this details are nutin compared to what is about to cum......
dat freakin fela who help me register my one & only birth cert ( ketua balai polis sitiawan at dat time mind u!) actually wrote my freakin baby weight *which i am not bout to tell ya lo!!!* when my mum so sinku-ly bring me to da world......(thx mum *hugs & kisses* )
i duno how da heck dat man know my weight when i was born. *swt*
nah....i no bluff u lo..dat fela wrote my weight lo!!! *geram geram*so i come up with this thingy..read on!
*turnin bac the time to 23rd september 1988..........*
Doc : push ma'am..PUSH.....its comin out ...i can see the leg,,,,PUSHHHHHHH!!!!
Mie's dearie mum: oohh.....ohh....* major pain*
Nurse : *wipes doc de sweat*
and then.............
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baby MIE : uaaaahhh..........* covered with slimy sticky yucky blend of blood + the wat-i-forget-the name fluid<<<
Doc : OMGF>>>>>>shes sooooooo super besar & round man...fat fat de baby!!!! cum cum my sexy nurse (know how doc are usualy "linked" to the nurses xD)....lets weigh her. FAST!
so the poor me was being brought to the weighin machine......
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weight
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the result........
a FREAKIN..........4.**kg...........!!!!
ok..u can all gasp tgh now...
1...........2.............3......*gasp in horror*
Doc : wooooooow! so the very gebu a.k.a chubby neh this gal....wah..we must write big big neh at her record so that the fela who register her will see this! *evil smirk*
hence...........anoder history for yvoneling was created....
Yvonne's birth certificate....is something i am not very proud of...because my weight is written on it! T.T
damn da man who wrote it.....
i am reminded of how CHUBBY i was as soon as da minute i step into this world......*sigh*
thank u whoever u r..for makin me special cuz none i mean NONE of my frens hav DAT detail in their birth certificate!
wat can i say.......I AM SPECIAL! *wink*
4 comments:
u made me *imagine-ing* the situation when u're borned for the past 5 min reading this post =="
*ewwww*
haha.....great! happy imagining lo...haha....reminding u of ur BIOLOGY!!!! *muahahaha* xD
amiontic fluid, not liquid... they are different words, k? u r future english teacher, u noe, rite/?? wahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
oohh...yaya...fluid.,,dats da word...lol....will change it! *lol*
eh...future eng teacher also need to learn eng de ma....scientific terms...pls refer to ur wat fajarbakti/longman etctec book! not yvonneling de blog! haha....here is understood de case! lol..xD
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