mie NO cute

Isit wrong?

Or worse ..isit a freakin damn SIN for one to be CUTE huh?

Dont get me wrong.....i totally 100% tau la...dat i am not cute! k!


*shhh!* i know... i know....u all sure say lo...."ei...i tot u always claimed urself to be cute?????"

Well....my arguement would be : i.me.myself claimed to be cute...! not anyone else who said that of me...but i.me.myself! ok?

but then again.....

My point here is that....i dun think dat being a natural born cutie or havin da people-see-people-like de face as being wrong!

U cant play the blame gal wif ppl like tis..u cant go ard tellin ppl "oi.....i hate cz u r cute!" rite?? *one eyebrow up*

but.

but.

When someone tries to act cute...its diff story la pulak......

Pls loooooor.......i hav juz da word for ya : puh-leasssssssssssse! *roll eyes*

i wonder y i simply hate (okla..hate too serious word le...use LIKE) i dun like ppl who act cute.

im pretty sure thr r ppl out thr dat agree wif me rite?

Maybe u can say dat i am being bias or wat shit....i dun freakin care...all i know is dat seeing ppl being a faker is juz completely annoying! *roll eyes*

y would u be sumbody u r not? rite? *tulan face*

Wat do u feel if i put a so-called-cute side of me.....(talk super softly wif the "teh teh" voice, giggles wif one hand covering my mouth & blablabla...)

*horror + vomit blood*

Dun tell me u won vomit lo...or smack me lo!
No worries....i will smack myself even before u smack me!

Ahhhh..this reminds me bout ppl who ask me to be more gentle la..polite la....blabla crap la....*fake smile*

PLS k....i am who i am.

Do not ask me to be someone i am not.

But then agn...i am still a gal.purely straight gal.so mind u! i hav my "gentle polite etc etc" side as well...

im sooooo sori if u guys have neber like ever see me being the ladylike de yvonne!
just too bad la. xD

Coming bac to the point of this blog...

Seeing those kinda ppl (act cute felas) in fron of me..could practicall blind my "cute" eyes!
haha.....tis is not the "bak jiu ko sai" case k! tis is da i-see-nothing-but-darkess case! lol...

So....knowing how much i dun like seing these fakers.

i feel insulted...like VERY insulted.,if there are any remarks about me stating that i Am ACTIN cute......seriously! *roll eyes*

Its as tho u just slap me mentally! *ouch*

mie NO cute.
Kenapa? tak percaya a?
Oklo....show u lo!
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mie tryin to act cute @ innocent : FAIL MISERABLY!!!!
(p/s : incase u r wonderin, dat spot on my left lower lips is milo!lol.mulut got lubang!lol.xD)
(and..and...dat time major pimples breakout! T.T )

Seee......rite anot? i tell u le mah.........*cheh*

So,

I would like to justify agn..BEING cute n ACTING cute is 2 freakin DIFFERENT thing alltogether!

Thanx. dats all.period.

i am SPECIAL

yvonnelingwanyi was born on da 23rd September 1988
10.49pm
Sitiawan Specialist Center ( they zhap lap le! haha..i duno...but they stop operating few years back n it has since been turn to a senior citizen care center)

*yvonne's birth cert*

well..this details are nutin compared to what is about to cum......


dat freakin fela who help me register my one & only birth cert ( ketua balai polis sitiawan at dat time mind u!) actually wrote my freakin baby weight *which i am not bout to tell ya lo!!!* when my mum so sinku-ly bring me to da world......(thx mum *hugs & kisses* )
i duno how da heck dat man know my weight when i was born. *swt*

nah....i no bluff u lo..dat fela wrote my weight lo!!! *geram geram*


so i come up with this thingy..read on!

*turnin bac the time to 23rd september 1988..........*

Doc : push ma'am..PUSH.....its comin out ...i can see the leg,,,,PUSHHHHHHH!!!!

Mie's dearie mum: oohh.....ohh....* major pain*

Nurse : *wipes doc de sweat*

and then.............
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baby MIE : uaaaahhh..........* covered with slimy sticky yucky blend of blood + the wat-i-forget-the name fluid<<<amniotic fluid.confirmed n verified by soon-to-be Dr.LING AI SOON! xD

Doc : OMGF>>>>>>shes sooooooo super besar & round man...fat fat de baby!!!! cum cum my sexy nurse (know how doc are usualy "linked" to the nurses xD)....lets weigh her. FAST!

so the poor me was being brought to the weighin machine......
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the result........
a FREAKIN..........4.**kg...........!!!!
ok..u can all gasp tgh now...
1...........2.............3......*gasp in horror*

Doc : wooooooow! so the very gebu a.k.a chubby neh this gal....wah..we must write big big neh at her record so that the fela who register her will see this! *evil smirk*

hence...........anoder history for yvoneling was created....

Yvonne's birth certificate....is something i am not very proud of...because my weight is written on it! T.T

damn da man who wrote it.....
i am reminded of how CHUBBY i was as soon as da minute i step into this world......*sigh*
thank u whoever u r..for makin me special cuz none i mean NONE of my frens hav DAT detail in their birth certificate!

wat can i say.......I AM SPECIAL! *wink*

yvonne's virgin blogpost

Welcome to my blog! *hugs*


Well..i duno how far i can log & what on earth i will be bloggin bout in this blog of mine....


i hav been enjoyin readin blogs all tis while...so i tot....hmmm...maybe i should try bloggin myself..like juz squekin sum stuffs dat i wana squeek bout! Especially thos stuffs dat is in my freakin mind.


I will be bloggin bout sum my "teacher lifestyle" (p/s : lots to talk bout! *juicy* keke.....! xD )
but of coz...dats not ALL i will blog about...*boring*


I have a regular teenager lifestyle too de k!


Well...i am 20 rite..?


Life is just bout to get....erm....sweeter i guess? lol..
*wink*


Well..it will be sour at times also de rite....?not dat i wan it to be sour la...i am a HUGE fan of sweet things lor.....flowers,teddies,pink stuffs,CHOCS,blablabla....*lol*


But...tis is life ma...its owiz rojak de k...thr is no happily-ever-after or suey-till-ur-pants-also-drop de case in one's life rite?!?


I duno what lies ahead of my life...only GOD knows....


However,one thing is for sure......its gona be TOUGH!!!!
* roarrrrrrr*


THERFORE....this cute lil place will be THE place..n i mean yvonne's life journal..sweet@bitter@sour@blablabla...^^


Basically...u will know more of me ba..(ur chance to KEPO bout me without needing my permission lo!haha.....)


I think i can say dat cuz i GERENTI lo tis blog wil be an "UNCENSORED" one!
PURELY yvonneling! haha...xD


SO on this very FATEFUL day.....25th November marks da day where yvonne wil be a writer...OFFICIALLY!
I hereby declare MIE : yvonnelingwanyi a blogger! *clap clap clap*
Wahahaha...sesungguhnye....beta memang amat behpaise! xD


Till i blog again (runnin outta idea of what else to squek bout!)........tata! *muaks*


(p/s ; sori 4 da UGLY edited pic....*tryin to cover da uber hideous HELLO KITTY curtain at da back! lol..*